those who drives on the road in malaysia would understand the feeling that i go through daily. especially when you meet the most annoying driving speicies on the road - the female drivers. and of the men who drives like a female..
well, you see, i myself am a female driver but the truth is that i seriously diss these kind of drivers (Female or Male who drives like a Female) on the road. let me eleboarate. and i know most of you would definitely agree with this blog post.
1.Those who HOGS on the FAST LANE.
- Dude, you don't own the freaking road. Even if the signage says max speed is 90km, U DON'T GO DRIVING AT 90km/ph on the FAST LANE AND HOG IT! The fast is meant for those who wants to cut and go faster. So, you don't expect the other drivers to follow behind you or do you?
- And then there's the type who goes hogging on the fast lane and going at 60km/ph or slower. If someone from far starts flashing lights at you giving you signal, move aside.
- And if you sweap them from the inner lane, they end up honking you for they think u're a crazy driver.
2. Those who THINKS they OWN THE ROAD.
- You know you'd hate this kind of people. They own the car, they own the road. THEY DRIVE IN BETWEEN 2 LANES being UNDECICIVE on which lane he/she WANTS TO GO!
- Dude, you don't own the freaking road. Even if the signage says max speed is 90km, U DON'T GO DRIVING AT 90km/ph on the FAST LANE AND HOG IT! The fast is meant for those who wants to cut and go faster. So, you don't expect the other drivers to follow behind you or do you?
- And then there's the type who goes hogging on the fast lane and going at 60km/ph or slower. If someone from far starts flashing lights at you giving you signal, move aside.
- And if you sweap them from the inner lane, they end up honking you for they think u're a crazy driver.
2. Those who THINKS they OWN THE ROAD.
- You know you'd hate this kind of people. They own the car, they own the road. THEY DRIVE IN BETWEEN 2 LANES being UNDECICIVE on which lane he/she WANTS TO GO!
- Then you decide to honk them to move aside. but they still end up hogging both lanes. And once you've gotten the chance to speed ahead of them, they either beam light you or starts honking you.
3. Those who GIVES you the MIDDLE FINGER or THE HAND SIGN.
- Thank you but no Thank you. I'm not intersted in having that kind of relationship with you. They give you the middle finger thinking its very cool. They give it to you because they think you're a crazy driver who just smoked them from the side because they were driving so slow on the fast lane.
4. Those who CUTS the QUEUE at the VERY LAST MINUTE.
- We all know that the roads in KL are always jammed up. Especially during the peak hours - Morning to work and Evening after work.
- So you're in a rush and late for work in the morning OR you're in a rush from work to go home for dinner. Have you not thought of other people in the queue who are in the rush as well? You're NOT THE MOST IMPORTANT person on the road AND YOUR TIME IS NOT THE MOST PRECIOUS. Unless you're the local authority OR royalties OR VIPs who has special escort. (I don't like them either. They're time are always more precious than others.)
- If you've really got to cut the queue, DON'T do it at the very last minute!
5. Those who are SCAREDY CATS and ALLOWS OTHERS TO CUT IN FRONT OF THEM.
- These happens at the end of the lane when she spilt comes and everyone starts cutting queue. They fear their car being crashed into, so they GIVE WAY TO EVERY FREAKING CAR and FORGETS about the cars behind!
6. Those who KEEPS STEPPING ON the BRAKES even tho there's a BIG GAP IN FRONT.
- What the heck is wrong with you? You see some ghost in front or what? Why do you keep stepping on em brakes when there's NO CAR IN FRONT OF YOU and the road is a nice smooth road with no pot holes? Have you got any ideas you're burning your brake pads? Oh wait! Female drivers don't care to understand anything about cars!!!
7. Those who RANDOMLY SLOWS DOWN because THEY NEED TO ANSWER A CALL or TEXT.
- So you're girlfriend or boyfriend or client calls you while you're driving. YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THE CALL RIGHT AWAY, OR DO YOU? You can always call back later on after arriving at desination. If you really have to answer that urgent call, then move aside, pull over and talk. Don't freaking slow down all of a sudden expecting people behind to slow down because you need to answer em call!
8. Those who CUTS THE LANE WITHOUT GIVING SIGNAL.
- If you need to swap lanes or cut into another lane, USE THE SIGNAL LIGHTS FOR GODDAMNSAKE! There's a reason for that thing to be there!
9. Those who DOUBLE PARK without LEAVING THEIR PHONE NUMBERS.
- If you're in a rush, you really need to double park just to run down to get something. OR if you really can't get a parking spot and need to double park, REMEMBER TO LEAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER for THE PERSON YOU'RE BLOCKING TO CALL YOU! I've experienced this when there was this car who double parked behind me, did not leave his number and I had to honk for almost an hour before he came out to move his car. He didn't even bother to apologize for blocking! How rude!
- But there are also cases whereby THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF PARKING SPACE and he/she just decides to be and IDIOT by just DOUBLE PARKING!
10. Those who MAKES ILLEGAL U-TURN and HOGS UP THE LANE.
- You know you shouldn't. You know it's not meant for you to U-Turn. And you know that there's A U-Turn in front but you're just TOO LAZY TO DO SO! then you all hog up the lane just to make an ILLEGAL U-TURN!
So just because ONE PERSON does that, it doesn't mean
YOU SHOULD LEARN OR FOLLOW! Use those brains that were given to you! Be a
considerate driver!
car rage :P
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